by The V ONE 2nd To None June 13, 2018
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Get the iced coffee mug.the place where you go to eat turkey sandwiches and sun chips and smoothies at UCLA. also, the name of a song in a soon to be made musical about the dining services at ucla.
by bruin subz r gross July 28, 2008
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This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
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by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011
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