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ur brother a mother

This insult will obliterate your opponent and wipe them off the face of the universe. Even the most daring souls never speak of this sentence out of fear of its power. The Pandora's Box of insults.
John: Ur mom gay
Frank: Ur dad lesbian
John: Ur granny tranny
Frank: Ur grandpap a trap
John: Ur sister a mister
Frank: Ur brother a mother
(Frank's skin is melted off his face; The universe implodes)
by Soggy Slopster March 16, 2018
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naked brothers band

A small cluster of ten-year olds who sing about the love that they've never had. Most of their songs consist of words conveniently placed to rhyme, resulting in songs that use nonsensical, 'Yeah' and 'uhs!' excessively.

The show is produced with the general goal of making children think that they should start dating at six years old, and begin having children at fourteen.

The lead singer will become the future K-fed.

It is well known that listening to their prepubescent squeals will lead to blindness, epileptic seizures, brain explosions, and stunted growth.
The Naked Brothers Band can easily be recreated with a pack of howling monkeys and some out-of-tune instruments.
by ToastedSquid April 7, 2008
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The Naked Brothers Band

by SloserS August 17, 2007
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Siberian Husky Brothers

It's totally when you and your best bro bang the same chick within 72 hours without knowing the other did. Similar to eskimo brothers.
Luke and Andre became Siberian Husky Brothers last week at the company retreat. Sandra is such a whore.
by TV's LW March 21, 2010
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Big Brother Contestant

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.
1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.
by TheBionicMan July 30, 2009
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Slender man's brother

The man that stands in the background of a porno and does not participate in the sex.
Kid 1: "I was watching a porno last night, and happened to notice this creepy guy just sitting in the background watching.."
Kid 2: "Oh yeah, we call those guys Slender man's Brother, I dont know what the deal is with those guys."
by mogwai666 December 27, 2011
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Jonas Brothers

A good band, that is not only like the 6-17 year old but by many others (and some guys too!). They are talented and compare to others that like to insult them, worked hard to become what they become. They are true to themselves and to their beliefs and not gay. All in all, its a decent band that does not need the shit its getting.
OMJ, the Jonas Brothers are totally awesome - girl

The Jonas Brothers are a decent band that stick to their dream and beliefs - boy
by Houbako September 7, 2010
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