Lightning In A Bottle

When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.

Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.

Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!

by Cannabis Kermit June 19, 2024

Pickford's Water Bottle

Using pre-written prompts or cheat codes to help you perform well at something like an exam, speech, GTA or penalty shootout. Potentially written on your hand, sleeve, scrap of paper or water bottle.

Jenkins: "What ho Pembo!"
Pembo: "What ho!"
Jenkins: "I say Pembo, how did you manage to ace that Latin exam? You never study."
Pembo (tapping the side of his nose): "Pickford's Water Bottle, Old Chap!"

by centurionsect September 16, 2024

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by AARRIITTUU March 5, 2025

Nebraskan Butt-Bottle

The process of mixing kool-aid (usually grape flavored) in someone’s anus. And having another party drink it with a straw.

Jerry: yo Donny you down for some Nebraskan butt-bottle?

Donny: hell yeah I’ll grab a straw!!

by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025

pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025

Pennsylvanian Water Bottle

The act of bringing a woman to orgasm multiple times and saving the squirt juice in a plastic water bottle.

I got a six pack of Pennsylvanian Water Bottles! We gonna party tonight!

by oilypenisman October 11, 2025

Love from a Bottle

Term for alcohol, used when someone can't find actual comfort and instead just goes to the bar.

Can also be used as "love in a bottle".

He relapsed recently and is miserably drinking love from a bottle.

by Saturn Mist November 28, 2025