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Bone in the closet

Verb:
When a person bangs another person in that same gender, except they are still "in the closet" about it; secretive, in denial out in the open.

Noun: Literally a "Bone in the closet".
V.:
(Names of the following are fictitious and any relation of the two are coincidental)

Steve is attracted to Bret in an intensely sexual way but since he's a self centered douche and cares mostly about his reputation they're going to Bone in the closet.

(N.):

First person: "I opened the door and there was something catching flies in there and it' smells awful. What was it?"

Second person:" . . .@$#*! Yeah, that's just a bone in the closet."
by Anonymous Wolffox November 26, 2009
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Bone-Fuck

Bone-Fuck or Bone-fucking is how Champion J 'does werk!'
- Dude, why are you never down to chill anymore?
- CAUSE I'M STRAIGHT BONE-FUCKING BITCHES!
- Respect.
by Champ-tastic October 30, 2010
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Chilly Bone

Freezing cold to the point where you just wanna scream Chillybone!!!!!!!
when your in the pond at 4am and breaking thru the ice setting up decoys and start to sweat then go sit and wait and cool off thats Chilly bone ! Chillybone A.k.a. Robdog420
by Smokedog420 February 15, 2009
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Pre-Bone

V. When one has sexual relations with someone of interest before even arriving at a party.
Party Goer 1: Dude, Nelson's such a champ.
Party Goer 2: How so?
Party Goer 1: He pre-gamed by chugging a four loco. Then when his girl came down from the shower; they pre-boned right there. They left for the party after all that.
Party Goer 2: Damn, nice work.
by B_T_Wily October 21, 2010
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public bone

Having dirty sex in a public place
Jill: Carlisle, are you up for a public bone?
Jill reaches hand down between his legs
Jill: Yes. You. Are.
by jilburf January 7, 2009
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Dog Bone

Something that your stupid fucking piece of shit dog chews on every hEcKInG day because they have nothing else to do in their life other than constantly chewing on that nasty ass dog bone for 38 hours. Most of the time you're probably stepping on them because you're an uncoordinated bastard that doesn't know where the fuck he always steps.
It is also something that most dogs FUCKING EAT, because they honestly don't have any other shit to eat besides Sheep Liver and pieces of Rat shit. (aka purina chicken & rice formula)
Shit! I just stepped on my dogs slobbery, hard and fucking disgusting piece of my dogs bone(r).
My feet are now permanently disabled.

Why are there so many dog bones buried in my backyard? Wait, these aren't dog bones...
by Hecking Degenerate December 5, 2019
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Black Bone

Aruonswin: Haha yo I drew black bones all over your paper!

Tyrone: Nigga what?!
by Brownrice23 March 15, 2011
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