(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
by hk2k17 January 27, 2017
The act of sending numerous emails, forwards and/or spam-like missives to one's Inbox, often prefaced with, "I don't usually do this, but I thought this one was worth it."
After receiving several email fwds from a person, one might say, "Dude, you gotta stop blastingmybox."
This person is then a "Box blaster." Should this be a separate entry?
Or, if you're following up with someone, you might write, "Sorry to keep blasting your box, but I wonder if you've had a chance to look at my work."
This person is then a "Box blaster." Should this be a separate entry?
Or, if you're following up with someone, you might write, "Sorry to keep blasting your box, but I wonder if you've had a chance to look at my work."
by Gailewhali January 05, 2009
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by ocbrayan September 05, 2021
1. The act of masturbating while simultaneously being choked and undergoing a colonic irrigation. A high-stakes combination of pleasure, breathlessness, and intense bodily release. Not for the faint of heart, the hydrated, or the vanilla.
• “He said he wanted something wild, so we went full gasp and blast. Never looking at that enema kit the same way again.”
• “Choked, stroked, and hosed — it was a true gasp and blast session.”
• “Choked, stroked, and hosed — it was a true gasp and blast session.”
by Huggiedabear13 June 12, 2025