hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair
person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro
by archielmao February 08, 2021
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Whore-bastards

There's no point emptying the England teams overhead locker, because those whore-bastards won't be there long.
by Strood June 14, 2024
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big head bastards

The most elite group of people in the universe.
Do you know the BHB group?: Yes , I love the big Head Bastards

Random person:They seem like such fun people
God:they are
by M vee November 03, 2019
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Horny little bastard

That Horny little bastard was tryna shag me dog
by SpaffMeister October 11, 2018
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Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure
His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried
by Dat laddy July 26, 2022
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Bald bastard

M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!
by i hate my classmates July 07, 2022
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