baby sloth

A term for a clingy girlfriend.

Awwwe Becca, my baby sloth.

by Paylay27 April 20, 2016

baby tub

A Schlitz beer with a shot of Jager.

What are the odds we drink 6 baby tubs right now?

by Babytubbs December 21, 2018

Baby Nazi

An adult who never got out of his edgy kid phase, thinks that tasteless antisemitic jokes are still funny, and still tries to piss people off just so they can call them a pussy for being offended by it.

Some baby nazi just drew swastikas all over the stalls in the mall bathroom.

by Greese Job October 21, 2019

Sneeze baby

A baby born of a heterosexual encounter, when a man is about to pull out of the woman. But the woman sneezes causing her vagina to contract, entrapping the penis, stopping the pull out process from occurring. This then causes the woman to conceive a sneeze baby.

Sorry son, you’re a sneeze baby.

by Benlewischaddwayne January 17, 2018

Teleporting babies

jump in da cardilac We're no strangers to love
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye

i like to eat teleporting babies and that one child jack jack

by Syrup is pog May 19, 2021

Butthole baby

A baby that looks or is deformed

He came out the the the anus he's a butthole baby

by Shlumped out September 1, 2021

skroingle baby

A person who acts as if they are an octopus living in the clouds, but only at the strip clubs for all of the octopus dollars. this person will usually be using crocs, and use the phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. this person is the most evil on the planet, and is plotting at all times to take over the world.

Skroingle baby : “What up dawg”
Non Skroingly : What, are you a skroingle baby or something?

Skroingle baby : *plotting to take revenge on the non skroingly*

by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022