Definitely not something you are, that is if you say "If you are reading this, you are awesome!"
Or something you are the opposite of if you think animals should live based on how cute they are.
Or something you are the opposite of if you think animals should live based on how cute they are.
Awesomeness
by PI55 September 3, 2018

by itshan April 20, 2021

by YourBroThatsAGirl October 19, 2021

Used when someone tells you something they are proud of but you say “I don’t give a shit” in a sarcastic manner. This phrase is common in the Kansas City, KS area.
by Kool_Tyga999 October 7, 2021

A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.
Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?
Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*
(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!
Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*
(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!
Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
by TRAIL BOSS October 16, 2012

When being awesome isn't quite good enough.....going above and beyond the usual awesomeness. Raising the bar. No explanation needed.
Getting a pat on the back for doing a good job is awesome but getting a raise because of doing a good job is higher than awesome.
by Ancient Chinese Secret August 7, 2018
