A Chad Alpha male who exposes the Global Elitists, And who doesn't like em' putting putting chemicals in the water, that turn the flricking frogs gay!
by RandomNerdyGuy June 23, 2021
Johnson is the drummer for the band, The Cab. He seems quiet and shy but once you get to know him, he's hilarious. He's characterized by his long hair. He's mostly known as Johnson because there are 3 alex's in The Cab. Overall, Johnson is a really sweet guy. Go say hi to him when you see them on tour!
by haileylovesyouuuu July 11, 2010
by The b0ss haha lol June 25, 2017
A old man who's fantasy is to have sex with little young boy. He watches them play by the playground and little do they know that he's getting turned on by this
"Honey I don't want you to trick or treat over there. There's word that there is a Gay Alex living on that street
by 🔴 October 07, 2013
Alex Rodriguez is a ho.
by Cezero June 02, 2004
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by Pablo, King of the Spaniards October 23, 2004