Fucking What?

The only viable response to something so utterly shocking that it leaves you in the ultimate state of confusion and disbelief.

*Phone rings at 0330*
Me: "Nnnnnuughhh... hello..?"
Team Chief: "Hey, just checking to make sure you're good to come into work at 0900."
Me: "Fucking what?"

by Nitedarer January 25, 2021

What DOAN

A term only used by highly sophisticated men.

Hey Tylar wHAT DOAN

by slawdawg05 August 27, 2019

What the must

“What the must” is a phrase to use when you are grossed out or confused.

A way to use “what the must “ is as followed,

Friend 1: “Look at Mr.Bills balls, I bet they are so hot and hairy.”
Friend 2: “That is so gross, what the must.”

by Justin205 February 13, 2022

What the Christ

It means What the F*ck or What the Hell in a softer language. You can say this with What the jesus

"I broke my arm"
"What the Christ!"

by NonGMORice April 20, 2018

What for to drink?

The way a drunk server might ask what you want to drink. No one says this consciously, yet it’s still been said many a time.

“What for to drink, ma’am?”
“Excuse me?”
“What for to drink?”
“Is that English?”

by What4 January 20, 2022

What the Fail?!

Think what the fuck.
Think fail.

Throw them together, and what do you get?
WHAT THE FAIL?!

1) Upon seeing Berry's post of "I hove you", Harrie quickly exclaimed "What the fail!?"

2) Person 1- I just slipped and fell out of the shower, tripped over a mirror and decapitated my dog!
Person 2- WHAT THE FAIL?!

by Caek. December 15, 2009

what in the rahhs

a non-expletive way of saying what the fuck.

my grandad just got covid even though he's had his vaccine. what in the rahhs

by f_stinky May 5, 2021