Noun;
Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understand of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.
Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understand of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.
His prickishness had gone so far that he'd finally attained jerk-nirvana... he'd become the Dalai Lama of douches; dubbed "Sublime Asshole" by all that saw him.
by Dev_ February 25, 2011
generally referring to car accidents; or fender benders.
An accident caused by an asshole not paying attention and rearending you.
An accident caused by an asshole not paying attention and rearending you.
I was just in an asshole-dent. The guy behind me was texting and driving, and rearended me. He should have been paying attention to the road and not his phone. Stupid asshole!
by Dr. Ater November 09, 2011
A serious condition, mostly affecting the English population, in which ones asshole becomes hardened after years of excessive beer drinking while eating Indian food, an unlikely combo that will result in terrible hangovers and fiery diarrhea the next morning.
A word of caution: does not mean one is into butt stuff
A word of caution: does not mean one is into butt stuff
bloody hell, I wish I hadn't pulled a porky last night and eaten so much Indian food while drinking! Now I have a hardened asshole.
Whoa, bro, just coz I have a hardened asshole doesn't mean I'm into butt stuff. I'm a good boy.
Whoa, bro, just coz I have a hardened asshole doesn't mean I'm into butt stuff. I'm a good boy.
by hot tea April 20, 2016
by LiL Toxic November 30, 2018
I was so glad the dog was sleeping with my wife and I because when I had a asshole growl I was able to blame it on the dog. When the stink came he gat the blame for that also.
by jimmybomm October 06, 2020
the asshole common amongst those living in anglo-centric cultures such as the U.S., the U.K. and Australia. this is a byproduct of these countries large consumption of toilet paper. coined “american asshole” because those guys are well, assholes!
jean-paul: and did you wet the paper?
henry: nah, but I washed my hands!
jean-paul: you have american asshole!
henry: nah, but I washed my hands!
jean-paul: you have american asshole!
by Smeethy November 16, 2020
by Childish Bambino June 22, 2022