A woman of color who repeatedly likes to touch little boys/girls with her hair weave. Then the "black magic woman" takes the little child back to her cottage in the hood to feed them chitlets and fried chicken.
Little boy- i was walking home from school today and the "black magic woman" to me to her place and rubbed her weave on me.
Parent- Did she feed you chitlets?
Parent- Did she feed you chitlets?
by ARandomBlackMan February 9, 2009
Get the Black Magic Woman mug.When a black female proceeds to laugh, cackle, and screech at the same time- signalling an impending attack. It is often done by younger black women, but older ones may also do this if provoked.
Black woman: *screeches incredibly loudly to signify attack*
White people: OH SHIT RUN, SHE JUST DID THE BLACK WOMAN ATTACK SCREECH!
White people: OH SHIT RUN, SHE JUST DID THE BLACK WOMAN ATTACK SCREECH!
by basket o' chicken February 7, 2009
Get the Black Woman Attack Screech mug.Having to piss so excruciately bad that you feel as if your bladder will bust like a pregnant woman's water.
by weedmokers9999 September 22, 2005
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Get the Young dependent opinionated woman mug.A ruthless, deadly monster which hides in strange, pink bushes (known as the "Bushes of Love") to attack it's prey: humans. It's main attacking method is to hide in the Bushes, wait for targets, and ambush whoever walks by. The most famous case was when it attacked Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine. It repeated it's attack 49 times and is currently still attacking Obi-Wan (Anakin is dead). It hates dogs. Kenobi then gave his story to a Youtube channel known as Bad Lip Reading (BLR), which changed his story into a cool music video. It has a kinship with Seagulls, which are also famous for harassing the Jedi Master Yoda (who coincidently also gave his story to BLR, who turned Yoda's one into another video.)
by Pilgor the Lord of Goats June 10, 2022
Get the Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing mug.The polar opposite of Paranoid White Woman Syndrome. Women diagnosed with this are usually screechy, middle aged black women who make a scene in public over anything ranging from a service dog being in a restaurant to being an alleged victim of "racial profiling." These women will pull the race card when people see through their crap. Like Paranoid White Woman Syndrome, this is not meant to be a racist term.
Me: Why is that woman yelling like that?
Guy: I don't know, Angry Black Woman Syndrome maybe?
Me: She needs to chill.
Guy: I don't know, Angry Black Woman Syndrome maybe?
Me: She needs to chill.
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Get the Angry Black Woman Syndrome mug.A Sad Little Woman-Hater is a male Urban Dictionary user who makes up definitions that insult, put down and abuse woman in their "definitions" of implausable, made-up sexual acts. Usually involving violence and insults, these men are ALWAYS one of the following:
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater is usually bitter, spitefull and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast ammount of rejection they get. In a typecally testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting rediculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the Sad Little Woman-Haters themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spitefull, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater is usually bitter, spitefull and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast ammount of rejection they get. In a typecally testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting rediculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the Sad Little Woman-Haters themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spitefull, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater will submit something allong the following definitions:
(Note: All of these have realy been submitted to the Urban Dictionary)
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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J poke
To penetrate the spincter of a chunky, dirty, emo girl with one's pongo (refer to the definition of pongo)
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Back baps:
The phenomina of a woman being so fat, they have developed breasts on their shoulder blades.
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* The Sad Little Woman-Hater who submitted "pissed off pirate"is likely to be both a bitter virgin and a bitter gay man, obviously knowing nothing about woman-kind.
(Note: All of these have realy been submitted to the Urban Dictionary)
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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J poke
To penetrate the spincter of a chunky, dirty, emo girl with one's pongo (refer to the definition of pongo)
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Back baps:
The phenomina of a woman being so fat, they have developed breasts on their shoulder blades.
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* The Sad Little Woman-Hater who submitted "pissed off pirate"is likely to be both a bitter virgin and a bitter gay man, obviously knowing nothing about woman-kind.
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