A derivative of Markley's Law, a condition that exists in which a hoplophobe or other variant of liberal, is compelled to equate gun ownership with penis size.
Those who suffer from Markley's Syndrome say things such as;
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."
by Tex Bacon May 23, 2014
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by Spaccos February 7, 2013
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Named after The Smiths' lead singer, Steven Morrissey
Also known as Mozza Syndrome
Named after The Smiths' lead singer, Steven Morrissey
Also known as Mozza Syndrome
Person 1: "I think about her all the time and dream about her every night man. I asked her and she said no. I guess I Want The One I Can't Have"
Person 2: "Mate you've got a severe case of Morrissey Syndrome"
Person 2: "Mate you've got a severe case of Morrissey Syndrome"
by WannaBeMorrissey May 22, 2016
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Tina Syndrome
A syndrome caused by interacting with Tina. Symptoms include:
(1) Overthinking on her words, actions and frequency of contact
(2) Overplanning on how to make her happy so you could see that cute smile & giggle again!
Tina Syndrome
A syndrome caused by interacting with Tina. Symptoms include:
(1) Overthinking on her words, actions and frequency of contact
(2) Overplanning on how to make her happy so you could see that cute smile & giggle again!
You: Ahh I met this girl called Tina 4 months ago and now I'm having a Tina Syndrome. Going crazy over this one!
Friend: Bro - go get a life!
Friend: Bro - go get a life!
by Cool human February 12, 2019
Get the [Tina] Syndrome mug.(adj)A psychological condition where the music listener has one biased opinion on music, is very opinionated; and believes that one artist/band or music genre is to be more significant over all others. As to one claiming that they feel only one vibe, only one emotion; restricting their full sense of being human.In which, being human has several emotions that are factually tied to humanities definition. Thus music in various forms have different vibes and represent different emotions.
At the last Megadeth concert I went to, The man next to me kept annoyingly yelling out "SLAYER!!!!...FUCK YOUR BAND" at the band playing before the rest of the audience. I think that dude has Slayer Syndrome.
by Asmudeus May 31, 2011
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Guy two slowly: Me and Susan did a marathon last night.
Guy one: Ahh Cunniltarpal syndrome.
Guy two slowly: Me and Susan did a marathon last night.
Guy one: Ahh Cunniltarpal syndrome.
by Mickola August 11, 2010
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