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Johnson Sir

Johnson Sir is my love. We all love his dick
by Anson Jai November 24, 2021
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Johnson Street Walk

Peeing while walking down a sidewalk
Jeff didn't have time to find a bathroom so he did the Johnson Street walk on the way home.
by Johnson Street Walk July 15, 2016
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Jacob Johnson

by Dave29382 December 18, 2023
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Raunchy Johnson

A raunchy johnson, otherwise known as "cock coiling", is when you take another man's growth, and give it an indian burn. Place both hands on his dick, and twist hard in opposite directions. After twisting his junk enough, he will then collapse in sheer euphoria. Rumor has it this is named after Dwayne the Rock Johnson and his furious sexual appetite.
Me: My girlfriend came over yesterday.
Juarez: Oh yeah? Did she give you a raunchy johnson?
Me: Yeah, my dick felt like it was gonna split in half.
by Excra sauce March 18, 2019
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Keira Johnson

Keira is a wonderful human being but he’s more than just that, he’s the rain when you’re having a bad day. He’s a beautiful person that you have to have patience to understand.

He’s not the type of person to have affection but he has his moments. My boy, Keira Johnson is a wonderful person that can change your life in any way. His names basic but it means so many things that could be important to you.
He’s the first person you could tell your problems about and he would try to understand. He would never do cruel things to you even when he’s upset. He’s like the gas that starts a fire but eventually he knows how to put it out.
He’s a normal person but yet he’s so different.
Unknown: who’s that ?

Friend: That’s keira Johnson, he’s really cool.
by Keirasgirlfriend November 21, 2021
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Johnson Twist

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.
by LaJohnson April 19, 2023
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Duke Johnsons

A pair of men's boxers when their Johnson hangs out while sitting or standing. Usually worn by elderly males.
Ronnie: We are having guests, please tell Grandpa to put on pants and a shirt.

Jimmy: I will, he has been wearing his Duke Johnsons all day and it may scare our guests.
by Jimyee97 December 17, 2018
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