wet breakfast

A grey and/or drizzly day that is likely to put anyone off going outside or doing anything productive.

I was supposed to leave for work by now but it's a bit of a wet breakfast out there and I don't think I can face it.

by erkod March 5, 2017

The wet slap

When a girl gives a hand-job to a guy and then slaps his face with his cum still in her hand, spreading it all over his face - as a part of women's retaliation for all the nasty sexual things men do to them so they can tell their friends later (or write about it on urban dictionary...).

"He acted like such a douche last night I had to wet-slap him. He got the wet slap alright."

"Girl, I can't believe you just wet-slapped me!"

by UrbanGirl April 29, 2014

wet paducah

Same as a wet willie, only up a booty hole instead of in an ear.

Trying to annoy her friend, Carmelotta snuck up to the naked sleeping rear end of her roommate and gave him a wet paducah

by J Jasper April 21, 2008

Wet Head

A term referencing someone who smokes PCP (smoking wet). This can be used to refer to someone who is acting crazy, as though they experiencing the effects of the drug PCP.

Rob: this party is crazy! These girls are so fine!
Me: you must be smoking wet, this party is beat. Wet Head Rob!

by JazzyJasp June 24, 2019

wet towelling

Wrapping your penis (or penises) in a wet towel and having intercourse with it.

Ah bro have you ever tried wet towelling in the shower before?

by DibblesJr. December 1, 2015

wet grass

Grass that has had precipitation land on it. Also known as a silly goose.

You better get off my yard, it contains wet grass because there was a tsunami last night.

by Naturelover12345678969 May 26, 2017

wet lick

someone marked by weakness. a total pussy not up to the task at hand. a limp dick coward.

"what do you mean you can't take another shot? you wet lick!

give it to me."

by neal treal November 12, 2009