water job

A blow job that is done in the pool

Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a water job

by Mark Cruz September 28, 2013

funny water

A term minors use for alcohol, it is called funny water because of the funny taste and behaviors you engage in while drinking.

Boy 1: Yo I got some funny water for the party tonight
Boy 2: great, this party is gonna be awesome.

by Big daddy's cheese pizza June 30, 2018

Pengu Water

A big mess of penguin sewage.

Oh shit Waddles the toilets overflowing! *Drowns in pengu water*

by Jeanette Belle-Isle June 13, 2008

cereal water

another way of calling milk when you're really really high

I want cereal water

by I love you beautiful November 8, 2014

Water Overdose

Means "drown" but only for ~non-basic bitches~

Holy shit, Trevor just water overdosed while he swimming in pussy

by King Nipple September 18, 2018

toilet water

small amounts of different types of alcohol mixed together to fuck you up. mostly made by teenagers stealing alcohol from their parents who dont want to get caught so take just a little from multiple bottles

girl: "did u get the bottle!?"
bby girl: "no my parents were on my ass all day, but i did get to make some toilet water"

by stonerstina August 8, 2015

Water Daddy

A man that like to lick water out of a dog bowl with his girlfriend beside him.

Jesica: My boyfriend is such a water daddy.

Massoud: STOP IT, I LIKE TO BE A WATER DADDY!!!

by Jimmyisagod March 9, 2021