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Dick waffle

A crazy red head barista who loves a good ole fashion dicking
Did you hear about Jenna dick waffle last night
by chinquay September 17, 2019
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Waffle Blue

A dark shade of blue most often applied to the common STD "Blue Waffle."
Britney- My favorite color is Waffle Blue!
Adoring Fan- Ewww, you have one?!
Britney- Huh?
by Assburgerzz? August 24, 2010
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Waffle Stomp

Like a lil laur but you stop on it after.
Whoever took a shower last waffle stomped in here, it smells terrible!
by Omnath December 18, 2019
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large waffle

Real Nibba: Medium Waffle.

You: Issa Large Waffle.
by Mr.Mc.Mac. December 26, 2017
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waffle batter

Andy sniffed Ernie's waffle batter all night long, until sperm came out of ernie's waffle batter
by milzy April 26, 2006
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The Westford Waffle Sandwich

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.
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Waffle House

when a group of about 12 teenage boys, usually from a private school, gets together around a table with a waffle in the middle, and masturbate to it. they have to cum on the waffle as fast as they can, because the last person to jizz on it must eat the waffle.
Steve: So who went to the waffle house last night?

John: The golf team.

Steve: Who lost?

John: Krishnan. It was fucking disgusting.
by internationalhouseofwaffles December 13, 2010
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