Ecstatic Consent Van

I went to pick up my date at her parents house. They were reassured when they saw I was driving an ecstatic consent van. They knew their daughter was going out with a respectable guy.

by James Jessenfedden May 16, 2022

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Sharon Van Etten

Literally the best artist out there. I love Sharon Van Etten.

- "Yo who are you listening to? Never heard of her."
"Sharon Van Etten!? She's a goddess."

by laundrymat96 May 28, 2022

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Van

van is the definition of perfection and everything else in the world that is in the right place

“WOW THIS IS SO VAN”
“ion know shit I’m sayin but this from lalnun love you van”

by LALIIIPOPVAN May 29, 2022

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henry van bethlehem

when geography and cool shirts come together

my friend: hey, look at the shirt that henry van bethlehem is wearing
me: holy shit dude, that shirt is rad.

by mxmeer June 3, 2022

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Van jr is a really sexy guy with a long hard dick and loves to make out with manny and loves manny more than savi and van doesn’t give a single shot abt savi and van can smack someone on the forhead with his powerful dick 🤤😫🫧

OMG is that van jr sexy HATD cock daddy!?

by Manny🫧🫧🔫 June 4, 2022

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Van Houzen

Very large stupids who enjoy picking apples out of the top floor of abandoned drug houses' plants. these apple are taking into a white van and shipped to the Van-House. no Van Houzen has ever spilled the beans on the location. the apples are then set on fire as the Van Houzen chant their Dutch Christmas songs even when it is the middle of the fucking year. we only know about this event due to the recent kidnaping and interrogation of Boatymcboatface Van Houzen. We are hell ebnt on finding more about these evil people and why they burn all of the hood apples.

fun fact: the average Van Houzen take about 5 years to finish a glass of green milk.

by sdsdfsdfsdfsegergergerer December 12, 2021

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