A Sex Position involving shoving your thumb as far down a persons throat as possible. make sure to use a shirt for extra protection.
by John_Stamos_xxx May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky Thumb mug.Verb: The act of plugging a bleeding hole with your thumb in order to save your life.
Verb: The act of fingering a woman with your thumb
Verb: The act of fingering a woman with your thumb
"I'm going to give myself the Kentucky Thumb once AK Daddy finally finishes the AK-50"
"I'm going to give my wife the Kentucky Thumb this evening for our anniversary:
"I'm going to give my wife the Kentucky Thumb this evening for our anniversary:
by SadBoiBrax May 20, 2021
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"His gun blew up, that Kentucky Thumb saved him"
"His gun blew up, that Kentucky Thumb saved him"
by NoticeMeBrandon May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky Thumb mug.A Supernatural phenomenon in which you say “SLAP” 3 times to the mirror in the dark. Upon completion you will taste eggplant and Scott will commit sodomy on you with his thumb.
by Hunter The Beast May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky Thumb mug.When you blow up your thumb with explosives so it swells and needs stitches, in order to use it sexually because your dick isn't big enough for her.
She was going to leave me because of my micro penis. So I threw some SLAPP rounds down range until my 50 exploded. Now my Kentucky thumb will keep us together for 2 more weeks.
by Kentucky Thumb May 20, 2021
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Putting your thumb in another hole where your thumb fits
Putting your thumb in another hole where your thumb fits
Me: "Kentucky ballistics' .50 blew up the other day and put a hole in his chest"
Friend: "Did he give himself the Kentucky thumb?"
Friend: "Did he give himself the Kentucky thumb?"
by Cheesewheeloffortune May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky Thumb mug.When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"
Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?
by Scott the hero May 20, 2021
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