morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.

Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.

by Otter91 November 20, 2022

Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation

man, this is some great morning wood

by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022

Sunday Morning

you know..

casey and izzie in 4x10

me: ohhhh that’s sunday morning!!

by ittasteslikechristmasmorning January 6, 2022

Good Morning

When I get rich I need a house wit 13 thick ass Asian women feedin me n wifey grapes

After someone’s says it’s ok to just say good morning.

by 6manoftheyear January 8, 2022

Oh, oh in the morning

Something you say when you're trying to fake losing your mind or being too tired, but don't want to sound whiny.

Example 1: "Sandra" at work doesn't like "Velma" so they're always in a pissed off mood or say something snarky when Velma arrives to work. Velma starts singing, "Oh, oh in the morning time." to avoid saying hi to them.

Example 2: "Sandra" looks at "Velma" like they want to start a conversation and Velma doesn't like them enough so Velma starts singing "Oh, oh in the morning." and dazes off into a sleep there afterwards.

by BWitched January 8, 2022

Salty Morning

When you wake someone up by placing your balls in their mouth

Hey bro, I gotta get up early tomorrow, can you give me a 7am Salty Morning?

by Jason B and Graham S January 19, 2022

Morning Jaiden

Proceed with caution. Pray you didn't wake up last night.

Run its Morning Jaiden.

by collier26.22 September 19, 2022