l theory

The L theory is a theory created stating that anyone who’s name starts with an L is a cutie

Guy 1: Was yo girls name Lily?
Guy 2: Yes sir.
Guy 1: Damn she definitely follow the L theory

by JakeS 69 September 15, 2021

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Jizz theory

When someone (especially a boy / man) gives you on a night much attention, answers fast and compliments you but ignores you / ghostes you the day after like nothing happened.

Girl: i texted with my crush and he called me sexy that night but ghosted me the day after

Boy: lol. Jizz theory

by Vivi6969lolol June 11, 2024

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Critical Booty Theory

An analytical framework first proposed by Sir Mix-a-lot postulating that all social institutions, laws, and mores are rooted in a reverence for booty.

Democrats and Republicans came together to recognize the importance of Critical Booty Theory as a framework for legislative decision making and adjudication in the legal system.

by Quan Master Quan July 13, 2021

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Poison Dart Frog Theory

The theory that nature warns one to shy away from brightly colored creatures due to hazardous effects from said creatures. The theory applies to both the Poison Dart Frog, and women with bright unnatural hair colors.

Bro, when it comes to women, I subscribe to the “Poison Dart Frog Theory” bright, vibrant hair colors mean she’s bad for your health.

by Welder69 December 21, 2023

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ball pen theory

the Ball Pen Theory:the 珠珠 of ball pen can reduce friction, therefore can write more neatly, stop using 墨水筆 because our finger muscles have already degraded to one year old baby level

according to ball pen theory, the 珠珠of ball pen can reduce friction

by sin gui December 14, 2022

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