today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021

That thing under your pants

just whatever is under there

what is that Thing under your pants

by EskimoGaming December 7, 2016

sure thing

a racial slur to make fun of black adults

sure thing

by Sydiced December 16, 2023

Thing-gender

When someone identifes as an object and goes by it/that pronouns

Hi, I'm a door knob and I identify as thing-gender.

by UltimateDoge January 25, 2022

The Pillow Thing

When a partner places a pillow underneath the lower back os stomach during sex.
In missionary: The pillow is placed underneath the lower back or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration. Often paired with " The Stomach Thing ".
In Lying doggy: The pillow is placed underneath the stomach or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration.

He knows The Pillow Thing!
The pillow thing makes sex so much better.

by yourfriendlyneighbourhoodDuck May 19, 2024

Stranger Things

Stranger Things: A terrible TV show that alot of Middle Schoolers who started watching in May 2022 on Netflix

"You watch Stranger Things?" "Yes, and I simp for Eddie Munson" "Kys"

by Roachyz_Bad August 18, 2022

What thing

Child murder?

Hym "What thing, Chris Williamson? Do you want me to murder the children Chirs? I think Chris Williamson wants me to murder American children. I want HIM to murder children. Do it Chris. Murder the children. Actually MAKE Chris Williamson murder children. If I murder children, either MAKE Chris Williamson murder children OR murder Chris Williamson. Do that."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2024