Delivery Pants

The pants you put on for the sole purpose of accepting a food delivery and immediately remove once the gentleman has left and the door is closed.

God I'm hungover. But I can't answer the door in my underwear. That's a level of shame I'm not ready for.

I better put some delivery pants on.

by lazyinnyc January 6, 2013

moose pants

pants that are really awesome!

those are awesome moose pants!
Your mom called and wants her moose pants back!

by ownerofthemoosepants January 25, 2013

Beige Pants

Someone whomst leaves a cliffbar on a toilet seat.

"Hey, Alex! you're the Beige Pants. You left a cliffbar on the toilet seat!"

by quiznah May 9, 2018

pant juice

1. The residue left behind by an unsatisfied erection
2. The stains left by a handjob
3. The semen produced by a guy who jizzes in his pants

Lindsey likes to sniff guys when they walk by for the aroma of pant juice.

by poonzilla234 August 22, 2009

fizzy pants

When a girl has the sudden urge for sex or is feeling horny

Hey Emma have you ever had that feeling of fizzy pants?
Yea that feeling when you want to go have sex with a lad

by Mk2_lady December 27, 2014

Don's Pants

A mild expletive, on the order of darn or gosh. Etymology unknown. Regional. Usage limited to greater Cincinnati.

Don's pants, this pumpkin spice latte is tasty!

Don's pants, Aaron Rodgers just can't get along with his family!

by Manhattan Word Man September 18, 2020

vagina pants

A pair of skin-tight woman's jeans that reduce sperm count, often worn by male gays, emos, hipsters, and metalcore bandmembers who think they're hard and brutal. Vagina pants are possibly to blame for the decline in intelligence with the younger generation due to the tightness and heat cooking the spermcount autistic.

1. Robert Plant should be theo nly man ever allowed to wear vagina pants.

2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.

by Lord_Averock March 22, 2016