Road Pizza

when something or someone is really mangled by a car or other thing like that...

commonly also described as FUBAR

dude he was hit by the bus and now he's fucked...

by Mac ir610 August 4, 2004

splitting a pizza

the gayest thing two guys can do together

After splitting a pizza last friday, Rando and Drock could barely make eye contact around the office.

by rando's parents October 19, 2008

pizza rule

The Pizza Rule is usually invoked when referring to an unattractive female. "It ain't good pizza, bit it IS pizza."

"Ug. All right, I'll go for it, but I'm invoking the Pizza Rule."

by Traitor Joe September 26, 2008

Irish Pizza

A pizza pie doused in whiskey.

Irishman: Ill have one Irish Pizza

Italian: Jameson or Jack Daniels?

Irishman: Jameson

by Joe Biden JR. November 16, 2009

Pizza Roll

A sexually deviant act where a man takes a roll of dough and rolls it into the shape of a pizza crust. He then proceeds to jerk off, shit on, and then spit on, the pizza. Rolling into a kind of burrito form, he then jams it into a girl's vagina in a harsh manner, adding the "sauce" needed to complete the pizza roll.

Yo son, did you hear about why Jenni's walking all funny? Brad did her a Pizza Roll!

by Psychovore August 15, 2008

earth pizza

what you become when you splat the ground after jumping off a building

All that was left of Timmy was some earth pizza.

by rzimp April 23, 2010

italian pizza

The Italian pizza refers to the rare situation in which a man with a large sum of cash(dough) and a group of blonds partake in sexual intimacy. To complete the pizza, the previously mentioned females involved are required to be in the bleeding section of their menstrual cycle. All participants involved must have or feign Italian accents and heritage.

"Me and all my girlfriends have synced up our menstrual cycles. The other night Robert Diniro got us all in his bed, and told us to act like we were from the jersey shore. We thought he would say no once we told him it was our times of the month, but instead he just called it an Italian pizza"

by ziggythatch December 17, 2013