by A pimp ass guy 2 August 28, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Hym "LIKE NOAH FROM THE BIBLE... You ignored the warnings and now there is a flood. There is literally only one way for both Trump and I to be responsible."
A retard "But YOUR names not 'Noah!' How can... How can it be that... Nope! Nope! Don't care. I don't like what you're saying so I choose Noah. I'm just going to listen to Noah."
Hym "I... I radically overestimated your level of intelligence... And I think you're all mentally retarded... So that's saying something... Man... You know what? This is actually pretty frustrating. This is.... Hoooo. I would hate to be on the other side of this."
A retard "But YOUR names not 'Noah!' How can... How can it be that... Nope! Nope! Don't care. I don't like what you're saying so I choose Noah. I'm just going to listen to Noah."
Hym "I... I radically overestimated your level of intelligence... And I think you're all mentally retarded... So that's saying something... Man... You know what? This is actually pretty frustrating. This is.... Hoooo. I would hate to be on the other side of this."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
Get the Like Noahmug. by Noah majors August 20, 2019
Get the Noah majorsmug. Scary. It's the one word that defines everything about a Noah. He likes to touch you and make you feel good but in reality he doesn't have a care for you at all. He is extremely hot and extremely mesmerizing but do not trust a Noah McVey. He doesn't have any respect for girls but that doesn't stop him for having girlfriend after girlfriend. Even though he acts trustworthy, he is the least trustful person ever.
Girl 1: Noah McVey is looking extra cute today.
Girl 2: I can't believe he's with (girl) again
Girl 1: Trust me, you'll fall for him too
Girl 2: I can't believe he's with (girl) again
Girl 1: Trust me, you'll fall for him too
by Brookyln Leness October 28, 2017
Get the Noah McVeymug. One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023
Get the Noah Granolamug. by Jackson Robert Scott November 15, 2020
Get the Noah Schnappmug.