coffee a girl out

similar to smoking a girl out, but instead of weed you get her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream.

Jerry "how do I coffee a girl out?"
Klyle "dude are dumb? you just buy her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream!"
Jerry "thanks man, that will totally get her to be mine"

by klylepercilla November 13, 2019

Coffee

A drink not to be enjoyed. it is an inferior hot drink. All bow down to the overlord of all hot drinks, TEA

Guy 1: Oh my, are you drinking coffee?
Guy2: unfortunatly, yes.

by TheTeaKnight December 2, 2021

thrift store coffee

When a person drinks the spent coffee from his own or another’s anemia.

Dave: Hey this coffee is horrible where did you get it?

Tyler: that’s some thrift store coffee left over from last night.

Dave: I love the extra taste it adds.

by Coffeeman400 May 10, 2019

Coffee

A hoe ass drink

Coffee is nasty

by Dr. Pensuy January 26, 2022

Coffeeing

When the coffee doesn't boost your energy level and you still feel like killing someone.

Hi Tom, I just had my early morning coffee but it is not coffeeing.

by S-Tiana February 17, 2023

Coffee WoW

Coffee Wow is when you make a coffee share a coffee with someone and it quickly escalated into wild, passionate, vigorous sex .

Ran into the wife at the breakfast table and observed a coffee WoW, shortly there after, the walls were shaking, the earth was quaking, and after a double shot of my babies love.... well. Coffee Wow...

by GooseCous August 15, 2025

Coffee

A girl who gets subs for no reason

Friend: have you seen a channel that gets subs for no reason?
Person: oh yeah that’s like Coffee

by kxwaii <3 May 28, 2021