loaf top

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".

The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"

by Galetrail_matt September 20, 2020

Stove top

Street name for the drug methamphetamine. It derives from the 1990s when meth was produced in kitchens.

“Hey man, wanna smoke some Stove Top?”

by strawbfairy June 08, 2023

Flirty Top

Me.

I'm a flirty top.

wow did you see him flirting with her? he had a line for everything. he's such a flirty top.

by Ya boi Sero July 14, 2019

top gooner

A delusion arsenal fan that believes the club's lies, and abuses anybody who doesn't

Top gooners, believe the lies

by KITIKATANA March 09, 2023

Cannoli Topping

When a girl wears a corset and she can't fit into it.

Wow, Miranda Lambert was really cannoli topping on the CMT Awards this year.

by Mosby B. Jones June 12, 2013

top bananer

British slang for amazing lads.

You guys are fantastic. Great job! Top bananer!

by Frenezyfucker January 04, 2016

Act on top

To make a fake act which is nice and friendly or mean and rude but the actual truth is the opposite mood of the person. Also known as a dramatic act.

Person one: Is he always that rude?
Person two: He usually is not always rude it is really his act on top

by reality5 June 28, 2022