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Shadow Gooning

The process of gooning in a meditative state, as in secretively gooning, often in public, without physically stroking your shi.

synonyms: Shadow Stroking, DFRB special, Hodgin it, Stickin it.
"Damn Jonny, are you shadow gooning with Ben and Nick again? I told you to invite me you fucking asshole."
by Nightjar_7 June 15, 2025
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Astral-Flicker-Gooning

An primordial Gooning Technique which is often described as profane, ghastly or even „Patrick-Bateman-Mango,Mango-Ohio-Sigma“

The user indulges in a goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „Snow “ and Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos ® from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast} ®. After enough time has passed the Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr. II of Rizztown ®“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.

This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ

࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
Yesterday i was Astral-Flicker-Gooning ® all over my Friends volumptious, scrumptious and child-bearing thighs while I deepened my Insight over the futile state of our decaying and rusting world where every day as etheral as he may is tainted by the looming threat of our own humanity and averice. Only at the end will THE GAZING FEW bathe our starving minds in there blissful rays while they claim there rightful throne among our hollowed carcases and husks while only the ashes of the things which where thought to be everlasting and rightous remain in this truly wretched world, so devoid of Astral-Flicker-Gooning ®.
by May or May not be A Chill Guy December 9, 2024
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Moon Gooning

Not to be confused with the Sun Gooning. It is a practice for when you sit too long to stretch your Moon Hole. Requires Elk blood and a Moon Goon license. Developed by Soup and the Goons.
"Bruh my Moon Hole hurts."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."
by ThrobbinElFuego December 1, 2023
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Goon Swiping

Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.
Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!
by ntshreveportkid August 26, 2024
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Goon

A person by the name of Jenny who calls other people 'goons' but in fact Is a 'goon' herself.
Do you see that girl Jenny other there, Yes she's a 'Goon'
by Choon51 February 19, 2024
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Gooning

Having a crazy night of drugs and debauchery. Engaging in tom foolery and hooliganism.
"Bro I spent 500 on coke and ecstasy and ending up running 7 miles through the woods"
"You was gooning for real"
by childishcorbino April 2, 2024
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Goon Slave

A name used for someone who acts as another persons sidekick, often attached onto their master like a leech. The idea of a goon slave comes from the glazing the master receives from the slave, or in other terms 'receiving their goon'
Ethan: "All John ever does is follow me around"

Devon: "Yeah cause he's your little goon slave"
by DCG$ June 7, 2024
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