surprise sex

the act of having intercourse without the other partner knowing about it at first commonly confused with rape your partner may scream NO!, Stop!, and Dont! but a kind reply of Surprise will let them know what is happening.

After Diane's Birthday party she was so wasted Jake totally surprised sex'd her, boy was she pissed the next morning.

Q: Would you try to stop her if she tried to rape you?
A: No I happen to be a fan of surprise sex I love gifts

by Yaahwayy the Great November 19, 2010

Surprise Poop

The water that splashes up your butt hole when taking a shit.

When your sitting on the toilet and the dump is coming out and you think its going to flow like a river into the stream but then ends up shooting like a volcano straight into your ass. SURPRISE POOP!

by We wanna be WANGSTAS! June 17, 2011

curry surprise

A nasty smeeling pussy, one that is musky and stinks of curry usually Indian people have them. Also see {fish taco}

Dude Anabieh spread her legs and I was like "Damn look at that curry surprise"

by Jungle fucker69 February 23, 2008

unexpected surprise

When you are about to nut, but you dont tell her that you are...then nut all over her face unexpectedly.

I WAS gonna tell her that I was about to bust, but I decided to give her an unexpected surprise!

by Why him? October 7, 2018

Surprise

Sister city located N/W of Phoenix about 20 miles. Still a boom town because of the cool shopping and upcoming state of the art movie theaters and malls. Lots of decent looking and affordable homes, but screwed up traffic.

Frank: Bill, Im moving from El Mirage to Surprise, Im sick of all the Graffiti, and gangs

Bill: Its about time ma Honkey

by Kevin Beasley December 3, 2007

Surprise Attack

The process of poking a small hole in a condemn before sex with the end result of the girl getting pregnant without even knowing it !

I planned a surprise attack on her last night.

by ajs05 December 27, 2007

Maple Syrup Surprise

During sex, right before the man ejaculates, he pulls out a bottle of maple syrup and squirts it all over the girl, whilst yelling MAPLE SYRUP SURPRISE

"I maple syrup surprised that girl until she looked like my Eggos."

by BoilBoyleBoile March 20, 2010