business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but yourself, complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.

If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you're genetically fit to live in a capitalist society.

by Sexydimma October 1, 2014

Ideological suicide

When a person believes in and supports a political movement which directly and explicitly advocates for their own death.

Holy shit a Nazi Furry? Ideological suicide right here.

by DaJiff June 15, 2022

suicide olymics

Everyone is always participating. The goal of suicide olympics is to die in the most ridiciolous way possible or in a way so that you get remembered by your peers.

However there are rules. You cannot kill yourself in order to die. If you do so you are banned form ever participating again.

John: "Did you hear from Bill this week?"

Mike: "Yes he just learned about the suicide olymics."
John: "What's that"

by Djiddi5 October 7, 2019

suicide

When you know life sucks so you give up on all the dumb humans around you

If I have another math exam i‘m gonna jump off that roof, lemme do suicide

by NoHuman February 12, 2022

Suicide

Something you do after fighting with a boar and almost losing.

"Hey Jamie, how did that boar fight go?"
"Have you considered suicide you autistic fuck."

by Aks_l July 21, 2019

Secondhand Suicide

When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)

"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"

by Extra wtf February 8, 2023

Solar Suicide

The act of a white skinned redhead sitting in the sun on a hot day.

Jerry is committing solar suicide sitting in the sun like that with his red hair and pasty white complexion.

by Snow Biscuit July 31, 2022