jockstrap-sniffers

A disparaging way to refer to the type of sports fan, most obvious at the collegiate level, who likes to get a little too close to the players, especially after the game.

Euphemistic synonym: "Rabid fans."

"Before we conduct any interviews, it's a good idea to let the jockstrap-sniffers storm through here. Then we'll shoo them out and get down to business."

by al-in-chgo May 24, 2018

Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.

Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.

by 19Characters June 16, 2018

government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.

Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).

by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018

Bone Stifle

When you’re at an event of sorts and you have a rockin’ boner. The only thing is you cannot masturbate

I was at the movies with my girl and I had to bone stifle Mrs. incredible

Mmmmmmmm

by BearEggs November 20, 2018

Tofu-Sniffer

Derogatory term for flaming gay men who are obsessed vegans and health food gurus.

Tofu-Sniffer: “That guy is a flaming“tofu sniffer”
“He’s a tofu-sniffing faggot”

by Sasquatch 105 December 7, 2018

rat sniffer

An individual that not only sniffs rats but rats they’re shit and rats it to find out what they eat keep in mind that the individual owns the rat and lets it eat old food if you find this individual their name ranges in the alphabet G-K if you find this individual run

Gabe is a major rat sniffer

by Gameboydave January 24, 2019

Pickle Sniffer

A gay one who will sniff your pickle if he can

Get that pickle sniffer out of my fucking

by BrianMcGowen January 25, 2019