Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.

Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.

Wet Squirrel by darkness842013 July 18, 2020

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

zombie squirrel by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

zombie squirrel by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020

Flying squirrel 

A nickname I gave my dumbass friend because she like trying to fly onto her bed

Friend: *jumps from chair to bed*
Me: see this is why your nickname is flying squirrel

Flying squirrel by Oo.Bean.oO November 11, 2020

Spider squirrel 

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

Spider squirrel by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.

He is a dirt squirrel.

Dirt Squirrel by kvli December 8, 2020

girl-squirrel 

What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.

After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".

girl-squirrel by QuacksO February 24, 2021