Teacher: the project is due next Tuesday.
Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.
Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!
Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.
Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!
by Yungbasedtrapgod August 14, 2016
Get the sea cricketmug. The act of jerking off with 12 grit sandpaper, and halfway through lubing your genitals with hand sanitizer.
by Sigma Badass July 6, 2024
Get the Arizona Sea Breezemug. 2 definitions; a: a skipjack tuna because they fight the line stubbornly is nicknamed a sea donkey.
b: a mixed drink made of; What is a sea donkey?
1-ounce orange flavored vodka. 1/4-ounce blue curaco. 1/4-ounce Midori. Lemon and/or lime slices, for garnish.
b: a mixed drink made of; What is a sea donkey?
1-ounce orange flavored vodka. 1/4-ounce blue curaco. 1/4-ounce Midori. Lemon and/or lime slices, for garnish.
by rewolf7 March 19, 2023
Get the Sea Donkeymug. "When you're on a golden sea, you don't need no memory. Live in the moment and appreciate the urine."
by Fexxis March 14, 2024
Get the Golden Seamug. When a woman who is fat and distrusting girgles, at the end of oral, like a sea lion regurgitating a rotten fish.
I was sleeping with this old bitch in Florida that would sea lion gurgle every nite. Candy was her name and she was hoe AF.
by Randy Leighy October 2, 2019
Get the Sea lion gurglemug. Pronunciation: see-cree-ture.
Noun:
1.0 Sea Creatures are often renown for their easability of access to their peen, vag , or arse in order to achieve their own sexual desires.
1.1 Sea Creatures are often willing to lie about relationship status as well relationship goals and, will often have unprotected sex without having been tested in between partners to achieve the above mentioned goal.
Adjective:
2.0 "Sea Creatured" is used to describe any person of any socio economic background, gender, sexual persuasion, religion etc... who engages in any of the aforementioned behaviours.
2.1 Sea Creatures are essential dirty organisms that are constantly "wet", constantly hungry, or just in plain of affection from other "Sea Creatures".
2.2 Sea Creature are labeled as such due to their ability to turn dark and always remain.
Sea Creatures are essentially constantly, wet little creature who will consume anything,
Please a void Sea Creatures.
NB: This does not apply to open honest, polygamous relationships that have been well defined prior their commencement of that relationship.
This applies to non-honest people.
Noun:
1.0 Sea Creatures are often renown for their easability of access to their peen, vag , or arse in order to achieve their own sexual desires.
1.1 Sea Creatures are often willing to lie about relationship status as well relationship goals and, will often have unprotected sex without having been tested in between partners to achieve the above mentioned goal.
Adjective:
2.0 "Sea Creatured" is used to describe any person of any socio economic background, gender, sexual persuasion, religion etc... who engages in any of the aforementioned behaviours.
2.1 Sea Creatures are essential dirty organisms that are constantly "wet", constantly hungry, or just in plain of affection from other "Sea Creatures".
2.2 Sea Creature are labeled as such due to their ability to turn dark and always remain.
Sea Creatures are essentially constantly, wet little creature who will consume anything,
Please a void Sea Creatures.
NB: This does not apply to open honest, polygamous relationships that have been well defined prior their commencement of that relationship.
This applies to non-honest people.
We started dating exclusively but then she Sea Creatured with a married dude, who was also a Sea Creature.
Good luck luck t them both!
Good luck luck t them both!
by FloorScrubber4000 December 1, 2023
Get the Sea Creaturemug. When you expect a normal scenario outcome but you find it to be the lesser of odds which is an improvement for sure.
Also, an unusual autocorrect text sent by an individual that had consumed too much Jager at around 3pm on a Monday.
Also, an unusual autocorrect text sent by an individual that had consumed too much Jager at around 3pm on a Monday.
I thought today's weather was going to suck, but it was straight sea dingo.
I'm finna have myself a sea dingo shift at work!
I'm finna have myself a sea dingo shift at work!
by Artist-n-Client March 9, 2021
Get the Sea Dingomug.