Straphanger

A state of the art dildo used for extreme sexual torture/pleasure. Similar to a drill-do

*In a sex dungeon
Dimly lit, a woman lays spread eagled and restrained, naked. Another woman stands besides her, beautiful, brunette and a blank expression on her face, she gently caresses her cheek
"You can stop this anytime, just tell want i need to know and I'll let you go."
The restrained woman shakes her head no, no form of torture could make her spill her secrets. The brunette stands up sharply
"Fine, I guess we'll have to this the hard way" she calls to her assistant in the dark corner
"Bring me the straphanger."

by Lovemuffin288588985 October 18, 2018

Strapp'n and Bomb'n

when someone (typically a male) is acting like a gangster, killer, or warrior around (typically a female) to gain attention or approval, when in fact they are really just a punk, or "aint really built like that."

Man don't go strapp'n and bomb'n to that shorty Yo! Everybody knows you aint no real gangsta!

by line crosser July 6, 2019

Strapped

To always be carrying a firearm

He wasn't strapped so I ran up on him

by GRAB A HANDFUL April 22, 2019

strappin keys to kites

An inventive or creative way of making money or benjamins. Making that paper by different or unconventional means. Thinking outside of the box ways to come up.

She was just your average Street Working Girl but ever since I taught her how to juggle while belly dancing I've been strappin keys to kites dawg

by Phill Dirt September 29, 2019

Strapparatus

The apparatus required to "strap" a joint. For example; papers, roaches, tobacco, weed.

"Hey man, do you wanna smoke a broccoli wand?"

"Yeh sure, pass me the strapparatus."

by John_Jonnyson December 13, 2019

straps

Slang for snowboard bindings

I got new straps for my board.

by Jackson Junglist December 18, 2019

Strapnum

Strapnum means it hard in these streets when your a god

That’s on strapnum bro!

by Uyxk December 20, 2019