means: Hello, my son James goes here. This school is horrible, the teachers BARELY teach anything. It’s gotten so bad that he asked me what a decimal was when looking at some old math sheets. And the worst thing of all is his Math Teacher, he told me that he was doing his math sheets and his math teacher told him to come in the hallway, and then he preceded to lead him to a dark closet and then told him to drop his pants and grabbed his balls violently and pulled out a razor and shaving cream. He then preceded to rub shaving cream on his balls and squish them around he then grabbed the razor and shaved. My son came home and he showed me his balls, they had razor bumps and cuts he also had an allergic reaction to the shaving cream and they had to amputate his left ball. He confronted the math teacher the next day and he denied it. 0/10 EXPERIENCE WILL BE PRESSING CHARGES
James story meaning 1 BALL
Girl one: did you hear abt James? he has one ball, 50℅ less chance he'll get up pregnant
Girl two: uhhh I have a confession..
Girl one: did you hear abt James? he has one ball, 50℅ less chance he'll get up pregnant
Girl two: uhhh I have a confession..
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Thats all you get dirty fuck!
Thats all you get dirty fuck!
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