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Louisiana Lobster Rocket

The action in which a live california spiny lobster is rammed into your opposing partner's hole. It is louisiana based because during mardi gras on bourben street the ladies run around with californian lobsters in their mouths. The sexual action is used only in private for it is illegal in 245 countries. (yes including France).
Dude!!!! I wanna give her a louisiana lobster rocket. - example
by Don Urbanpowder December 10, 2008
mugGet the Louisiana Lobster Rocketmug.

Rocket-itis

The baffling enigma where an intoxicated female bumps uglies with The Rocket, essentially adding another shameless name onto the incalculable list.
Girl 1: I must have shaved too close because I have a razorburn or something.
Girl 2: Are you sure its not Rocket-itis?
Girl 1: WHATS KYLES PHONE NUMBER!
by Brain December 27, 2004
mugGet the Rocket-itismug.

borotsion snout rocket

to drink hot cum out of dogs anal cavity while being fingered in the bum hole by your girlfriend
aww man i had an awsome borotsion snout rocket last wednesday!!
by Deanerd May 9, 2007
mugGet the borotsion snout rocketmug.

Water Rocket Fail

An incident where a water rocket fails to get off the ground, possibly exploding when launched
Hey Zach Dibble just cut a 2-liter bottle in half and attached it to a piece of pipe and he thinks it'll win the contest" "Wow, thats a water rocket fail
by aBipolarTree May 31, 2011
mugGet the Water Rocket Failmug.

golden honey rocket

A Golden Honey Rocket is when a guy preforms an oil change, but instead of clean urine, he inserts honey (must be diluted, or it will be to thick to work properly). When he ejaculates, the bladder is released at the same time, and thus the honey shoots out, instead of urine.
dude1: "Did she blow you last night?"

dude2: "Yeah man, she was so surprised when I shot a golden honey rocket at her."
by Beer & Shots April 16, 2014
mugGet the golden honey rocketmug.
The Average Isis Member/ Supporter And/ Or Someone with a crazy or spontaneous urge. This Can be through Physical OR Verbal Use.
I think Brandon Is A Nigga with a rocket launcher
You just Noticed??
by TrapsAreNotGay69 October 15, 2017
mugGet the nigga with a rocket launchermug.

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