when u move ur body back and forth slapping your penis and testicals against your legs. this is very rare do the incredible pain, russians are so good at it because there tecticals are so small it doesnt hurt them
by Forest Daytun April 27, 2006
Get the russian slappermug. Its when you bake bread, cookies or muffins using traditional Russian recipes then sell them to tourists.
Hey man, did you catch that awesome Russian Bake Sale downtown today? I bought a shitload of muffins!
by Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy October 12, 2012
Get the Russian Bake Salemug. A good show about this kind of sleazy Jew chick who gives off Janus Joplin vibes and gets stuck in a groundhogs day type situation. The second second has a severely underutilized Sharlto Copley. That's a waste of a perfectly good Sharlto Copley.
Hym "Yeah, I see you Russian Doll. You can go fuck yourself. Not a paranoid Schizophrenic. I don't like the parallel you drew there. I did like the show though...."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2022
Get the Russian Dollmug. A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution
Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014
Get the Russian Executionmug. Man in jacket who has no visible arms that screeches and charges at random people. Do not approach the “thing”.
by LuminStargazer October 29, 2019
Get the Russian chickenmug. atleast 7 men run a train on a woman. No one can wear condoms. If she becomes pregant, the biological father must marry the woman and raise the child with her. It is highly recommended the woman gives consent. The loser faces a fate worse than regular russian roulette. Side bets are optional, if gambling is legal in your state.
by Dr. Nancy Drew, PharmDeeznutz January 13, 2011
Get the Russian Train Roulettemug. by Pip April 28, 2003
Get the Russian Noodle Saladmug.