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Queef

"Ah Mary, she's a sweet old queef."
by Citrus.bitch March 21, 2019
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ya lil nasty queef

a stupid fuckbag who loves to eat queef (a vagina fart)
suck my imaginary balls ya lil nasty queef.
by bushybeater7 August 20, 2016
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Queef

A noise made when air is pushed through moist vaginal lips, causing them to slap around and vibrate.

Women use this occasionally to flex on people, only the scariest bad bitch will look you in the eye, raise one leg and punch out a queef and keep on with her day.
by DrHarryChin, Esq July 24, 2022
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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"
Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025
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Queef

When a pussy let’s out a loud satisfying noise as the penis enters the vagina
When I stuck my taliiwacker in her she queefed
by Choppak6 October 16, 2019
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Arkansas cum and queef

The term for ejaculating inside another persons arsehole and having it farted back in your own face.
Hey Jamie, I heard Andrew just did an Arkansas cum and queef with Jai, Andrew got shit and cum all over his face.
by currypowder42 January 16, 2025
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queef music

queef music is a slang used against queef musicians and it is derogatory.
if you're twerking and a little shit comes out, its okay! it just means you're shaking it in all the right places!
queef music
by bribri April 26, 2022
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