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Road Pizza

when something or someone is really mangled by a car or other thing like that...

commonly also described as FUBAR
dude he was hit by the bus and now he's fucked...
by Mac ir610 August 4, 2004
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pizza rule

The Pizza Rule is usually invoked when referring to an unattractive female. "It ain't good pizza, bit it IS pizza."
"Ug. All right, I'll go for it, but I'm invoking the Pizza Rule."
by Traitor Joe September 26, 2008
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splitting a pizza

After splitting a pizza last friday, Rando and Drock could barely make eye contact around the office.
by rando's parents October 19, 2008
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Irish Pizza

Irishman: Ill have one Irish Pizza

Italian: Jameson or Jack Daniels?

Irishman: Jameson
by Joe Biden JR. November 16, 2009
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Pizza Roll

A sexually deviant act where a man takes a roll of dough and rolls it into the shape of a pizza crust. He then proceeds to jerk off, shit on, and then spit on, the pizza. Rolling into a kind of burrito form, he then jams it into a girl's vagina in a harsh manner, adding the "sauce" needed to complete the pizza roll.
Yo son, did you hear about why Jenni's walking all funny? Brad did her a Pizza Roll!
by Psychovore August 15, 2008
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pizza club

started by 3 of apopka’s most important figures, pizza club is an idealistic cult aiming to bring a slow death to power-hungry student governments and create good times for the community. notable events of the club’s include groufit friday and the cookout.

pizza club rules:
1 - don’t talk about pizza. pizza club is not based around the food, and as such, any attempt to say the word “pizza” without directly following it up with “club” is an offense best punished by banishment.
2 - shave your armpits. other body hair is fine, but armpit hair specifically is to be no longer than 0.5 inches in length. having armpit hairs longer than this is unacceptable and your pizza club membership will be revoked if you’re caught exceeding the limit.
3 - treat your fellow pizza club members as you would family. even if you don’t have a family or don’t like yours, it’s still expected that you treat your pizza club friends the same way you’d want to be treated.

important pizza club terms:
groufit - grey outfit. an outfit consisting of no colors other than grey, though which shade of it doesn’t matter.
brudda(s) - pizza club for brother(s).
sista(s) - pizza club for sister(s).
person 1: hey, are you going to the pizza club spring day?
person 2: hell yea, brudda! i shaved my armpits down to the bone just for it. don’t wanna get kicked out in front of everyone
by veganpussyslayyer42069 June 5, 2022
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Pizza Run

A pizza run is , a case when your school is too far away from the local pizza place , and you gotta run and make good use of time because walking there will make you late for class. Usually there can be a race ,to see who gets to the pizza place first.
Dwight : Hey Chris , wanna go for a "Pizza Run" and get some meat curtains?
Chris: Yeah buddy , rendez-vous at the corner, let's do this.
by Kingdomheartsfans57 September 15, 2011
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