Piss Annoying

When someone is so damn fucking annoying, you could fire several shots through you skull and live just to feel the pain as it'd be better than whatever the person is doing, whilst the lead is still lodged in your temple you wish upon a migraine from the holy gods just to comfort the sheer annoying pain of whatever the person is doing.

"Oh my, Brenda was so piss annoying yesterday I wanted to literally kill myself!"

by NinjaTunass February 9, 2015

drunk pissing

the act of, after having passed out drunk, rising up and wandering around half conscious, and finally urinating, more often than not in an incredibly absurd location that you somehow have imagined is the toilet.

Witness: "get a little tipsy last night?"

Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"

Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"

by luciferous March 30, 2015

piss lizzard

A house pet which pisses on the floor wherever it pleases.

*A man walks into the kitchen* "FUCK" he exclaimed with great frustration "You little Piss Lizzard, I'm telling the kids you ran away!" He yelled as he forcefully punted his cat directly into the ceiling.

by Dboneskrilla May 4, 2015

piss test

Typically, these are mandatory tests administered at the behest of law enforcement, a court, an employer, or a medical clinic. The objective of the test, which is conducted by means of urine analysis, is different depending upon who orders it. Tests administered by law enforcement, the court, or an employer are conducted to determine if narcotic or illegal drugs are present in one’s urine. If it is present it will likely result in being charged with a crime or, the revocation of probation or, being fired. The purpose of a medical clinic mandated urine test is to make sure that a particular prescribed drug is present in one’s urine and, if it is not, or if non-prescribed drugs are present, the patient is issued no more narcotic prescriptions and is usually dropped as a patient of that facility. The underlying purpose of this test is to make sure that the patient is not selling his or her medication. If s/he has no presence of the prescribed drug in his or her system then it is assumed that they have unlawfully sold their medicine. Unfortunately, these tests are not one-hundred percent accurate.

I failed my piss test and the pain clinic dropped me as a patient.

by The Grottomaster May 9, 2015

Piss pom

When wearing a onesie with pom poms and accidently getting them down the toilet and not noticing.

Stop trailing your piss poms round the house and put that bloody onesie in the wash.

by lozzles84 November 15, 2016

Bitch piss

A bitch piss is when you have the urgent sensation to urinate and when you finally do, only a small amount of urine is released.

Dude I was in an important meeting that I could not leave, when it was over I rushed to the restroom and only took a bitch piss.

by XepicnoobX December 8, 2016

fire piss

When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation

Ah, dude.. I pissed and it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.

When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation

Ah, dude.. I pissed and I got that fire piss sensation.. it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.

by 0eAthePenis November 28, 2015