Gothan's Penguin

Sexual position where a fat girl keeps bouncing on the man's cock with an opened umbrella and a monocle.

Dude, did you heard about paula? She made the Gothan's Penguin on joshua last night, nuts!

by IceKong November 7, 2013

The Slippery Penguin

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.

Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"

by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014

beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016

Jacked up penguin

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.

That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!

by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016

Legan the Penguin

Legan the Penguin is a penguin that loves leggings. He usually doesn’t waddle but when he does he looks retarded.

Mya: “damn he looking fine”
Liv: “ he’s wearing leggings. So he’s legan the penguin”

by liversandmya April 20, 2018

university of penguins

The collective noun for a group of penguins. Synonym of rookery, colony and huddle

‘As we can see, the university of penguins is now crossing the Ronne Ice Shelf in pursuit of warmer weather’

by Martin Russell October 2, 2018

Pulling a Penguin

When someone randomly screams and scares everyone around them due to excessive fangirling

I had a literal heart attack because Nina started pulling a penguin

by Dr Bradygon February 9, 2019