Penis Wipe

Wiping your penis against a brick wall as a form of self harm.

Damn. This days been shit. I could really penis wipe right now.

by JelleySuckOff December 28, 2016

penis-dog

It's a hot dog with a penis instead of a hot dog meat

Before he preformed a portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis-dog

by Blowjobisbetterthannojob March 6, 2017

breathing penis

When your half way through a boner and your penis moves up and down periodically.

Dude he’s got a breathing penis!

by Hasj May 2, 2018

penis tag

A useless meeting or training session amongst higher ups at any company. They take turns trying to touch each others junk metaphorically.

This award ceremony is nothing but a game of penis tag.

by ooh ahh ridge June 2, 2020

gamer penis

It's when your penis touches your chair when your playing CoD and cresses your Bellend

Oi John, when I was Playing CoD my gamer penis was pissing me off

by V0iz October 17, 2017

Penis Deodorant

An adjective for an incredibly high pitched and loud scream uttered specifically in catacombs,echoing throughout them.

Wow Matt that scream was real Penis Deodorant!

by SexyStalin November 25, 2018

penis hunting

The Penis hunting is when a group of human females,hang out together on the weekends and compete each other for attention of alpha males,Usually the kind of girls doing the hunt are not material for relationships.

Penis hunting : See that group of junkie girls? They are hunting some dicks,Avoid them at once,If you dont want to kiss spermed lips.

by Myrmidon345 May 15, 2016