The Major Pain

1. A pain you feel when somthing's gone wrong or just plain doesn't happen.

2. A pain you feel when you are betrayed by a friend.

3. A pain you feel when the natural laws of physics don't work. (Video games only)

4. When your playing on spilt-screen and your friend looks at your side. (Video games only)

1. Hey why the hell is my car not starting? *boom* I feel this pain of bullsh*t exploding! WTF!!!

2. "Dude! Nice 69' Mustang! Are we taking this to the
club?" "If by "we" you mean I take the Mustang and you take your Prius, then yes, we're taking it." "I'm feeling the major pain right now!"

3. WTH??!!? I was going 20mph and when I pushed the brake my car exploded!

4. Jeff: "I found you!!!" *shoots*
Jerry: "How in the name of sh*t did you find me under this truck?!"
Jeff: "I looked everywhere else and you weren't there so-"
Jerry: "You were on the other side of the map and we just started fagg0t!"
Jeff: "F*ck you, you f*cking fagg0t! I wasnt screen-looking!"
Jerry: I feel this pain of major screen looking over here!"

by isveryniceyes April 8, 2008

Sham Pain

A Song By American Rock Band FiveFinger Death Punch 5FDP

Hey Billy, Five Fingers New Song Sham Pain is Complete Shit

by ThePeenWeen October 10, 2018

Paingerous

Something that is not quite a threat to your life, but still risks hurting like hell.

"I prefer shooting paintballs to firing real guns because they're only paingerous."

by ZeroCell May 6, 2022

Paingrudica

The uppermost bulging segment of a slice of bread

Nobody eats the paingrudica of a sandwich first.

by Grond April 2, 2024

pain in the backside

a moron who wants to spend time with you more than you want to spend time with them, because they cannot stand their own company.

'i need some help?'
'why?'because i want an escuse to spend time with you!'

by JAT October 10, 2004

Pain-fal

Someone or something thats so painfully looking.

James Ugursan is soooooooooooo pain-fal

by Crowdelow August 21, 2010

Pain Beam

Some dude's dick in your ass

Teacher: Sit down.
Student: I'm sorry, I can't due to the pain beam I received last night.

by daswassup August 26, 2010