paper scarecrow

weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.

person one: i found a paper scarecrow
person two: ew throw it away

by leidensallergictoavacados May 2, 2019

Toilet Paper

When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.

If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.

by Kirk Loveday December 7, 2019

soggy paper towel

An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.

Man that last bastard we killed was a real soggy paper towel.

by Muuur dar June 9, 2019

paper

dead trees

child: mommy where does paper come from
Mother: the deatha nd decay of trees falling down burning cutting death

by josh will eat your dog September 27, 2019

clear paper

is when a person cums on a pl;ate and lets it dry for 24hrs then eats it.

clear paper

by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

Paper

A thin white paper made for rolling weed (a joint)

Yo u got paper? I got bud but nun to roll with

by Ycb_gangg October 5, 2019

paper-gashè

When a woman wipes her front bottom and gets some toilet paper stuck in there

Chelsea pulled some paper out of her Fanny , had a right paper-gashè down there

by Nosplashnogash October 13, 2019