Pull A Teixeira

To "Pull A Teixeira" is a term used as one shows up astronomically late to a planned event. It also requires horrible calculations of time and planning.

Matt: "Why don't you go Pull A Teixeira?"
Jerry: "Don't worry about me, I will be ontime and not miss the commercials for the movie."

by David-Michael Bond February 24, 2009

Pulled a Cassy

When a guy pulls out his dick mid-skype call, and starts masturbating for no apparent reason.
Bonus points for creepy eye contact.

Chick 1: How's Homer?

Chick2: Yeah we don't talk anymore..
Chick 1: Why what happened?
Chick 2: Yeah he totally pulled a Cassy on me..
Chick 1: Ewww.. I always knew he was a perv...

by D1ckasaurusRex May 26, 2018

Pulling a Woodruff

1) To organize your cards extremely slowly in any kind of card game, generally in a passive aggressive manner
2) To blatantly and continuously cheat at said card game, like an asshole

By pulling a Woodruff, I won the game like the asshole I am.

by Michael 117 March 2, 2009

pulling a karla

When you skip the first week of school every quarter.

"Hey bro are you coming to class today?" "Nah dude Im Pulling a Karla

by jviking April 3, 2017

pull the trigger

1. to take decisive action with no certainty of the outcome
2. To make a decision that may very well require inflicting a result that is detrimental to self or others.

Although I know this family has know where to go, and that I may lose my rental because of the loss of rents, i am going to "pull the trigger" and evict the family.

by Lorenzo Davis February 13, 2008

One Pull

If a man was to cum after one pull of his 'man stuff' ...

Bernard cummed after one pull.

by Truth? May 8, 2009

Pulling a Ben

Sitting with a girl for more than 4 hours attempting to seduce her only to find she has a boyfriend.

'Oh man, I thought this girl was really into me but it turns out i was just pulling a Ben'

by Big Chief,Tony,Bosh,Ali,G January 13, 2013