The cuddliest of penetrative invasions on an anal orifice. A loving dive into a wanting behind.
Typically initiated from a spooning position to amplify the sensitive sensuous connection resulting from the slow motion balls deep back-and-forth-ing so craved by a mutual and sublime cute coupling.
Typically initiated from a spooning position to amplify the sensitive sensuous connection resulting from the slow motion balls deep back-and-forth-ing so craved by a mutual and sublime cute coupling.
Jeremy turned the big brown teddy bear away to face the toile wallpaper before he slowly began to noodle in the boodle with Doug.
by Noodleart April 28, 2022

When your significant other farts on your dick during anal intercourse, causing the skin around your penis to balloon out.
by Dylan:) January 22, 2019

Ladies do this when on the prowl, scoping out potential male suitors, one night stands, and/or men to buy them drinks.
"Hello!? Amanda! Stop noodle gazing and take that shot!"
"Girl, you are noodle gazing hard core!"
"Did you score after all that noodle gazing you did last night?!"
"Girl, you are noodle gazing hard core!"
"Did you score after all that noodle gazing you did last night?!"
by UpStateBronx December 15, 2008

Eg. "Night Night Noodle....x"
by Alphebabet December 7, 2017

A term used to describe a situation in which you know you know something and can't find or show it to your friends.
A lost cause
A lost cause
Friend 1 "Hey what was that song with the scene kids on the bus?"
(two minutes of looking later)
Friend 2 "I have no idea man, that's funeral noodles."
(two minutes of looking later)
Friend 2 "I have no idea man, that's funeral noodles."
by Figgywigguns May 5, 2014
