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Noah

A complete dickhead that treats girls like shit. Don’t trust a Noah, Especially if he lives in New Zealand. Noah is narcissistic. Stay away from Noah.
“Girl, meet this guy right! I thought he was the coolest guy ever. However I got to know him, and found out that he was a complete narcissistic Jerk! And guess what, apparently I am the crazy one like all his other ex’s. He sure likes playing the victim!”

“Is his name Noah?”

“Yah…wait how did you know?”

“Sounds Just like a Noah.”
by Realityisntfun March 2, 2022
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Noah is a dirty minded pirv on the outside but a very loving and caring person on the inside Noah is also very shy to tell people how he feels this is because he is scared he will cherish all of his friends and loved ones Noah is not very attractive and this causes him to doubt himself and put on a smile and he waits for someone who understands until then he post definitions on urban dictionary
Noah seems like a weirdo but he very kind once you get to know him
by Probably someone named Noah October 29, 2020
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Guy 1:HEY WHERE'S MY CHOLULA
Guy 2;idk NOAH probably took it
guy 1:and my viginity...
by DucksAreSexy September 5, 2023
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Noah a name given to a kid at birth
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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noah has a gf and he’s in love with her so don’t come near him because she will cut your fingers off.
person 1 “ouu imma make a move on noah”

person 2 “i wouldn’t do that his gf will make you eat your fingers”
by lovelymonkey2890 April 27, 2024
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Noah’s Slock Dragon

Noahs lovely meatlug dragon its everyone’s favourite
“Noah’s Slock Dragon holds emotional value to me”
by Meatlugdragob February 2, 2024
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He is the prettiest most smartest and beauitiful and the most attractive person alive udover 6.b noah and he party all night long cuz he got all damer.
by OEOFEOFEO August 22, 2022
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