mach retard

To move at an exceedingly slow pace.

Christ on a stick, the speed limit is 65, and we're stuck behind this jackass going mach retard.

by dbaggery November 6, 2007

mental retardation

Icy Wyte and Let’s go brandon, i agree’s definitions/their entire existence

”Icy Wyte and Let’s go brandon, i agree have mental retardation”

by monkeymoo ✨ March 4, 2023

Double Retard

Categorized as giving double meaning to various words or phrases. The alternate meaning of said phrases tend to indicate something sexual on a stupidly inclined subject matter.

Sally is eating some cherry tomatoes. "Popping those cherries huh? Double retard..."

by auronberry September 23, 2010

retarded baby

The term refers to the boyfriend of a seemingly competent friend who has begun dedicating most of her time and energy to a guy who seems incapable of functioning on his own without excessive assistance, support and reassurance from her.

- Why did Jennifer leave the party so early? I feel like I haven't seen her in ages.

- She told me her boyfriend expressed that he didn't feel comfortable around people he hasn't known his entire life by throwing a beer bottle through Jan's parents car window so she was taking him home.

- I feel bad for her, it's like she's adopted a retarded baby.

by sambomas October 17, 2007

Mentally retarded

99% of all liberals in 2022. The kind of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself.

Most liberals today are fucking mentally retarded, ya dig? In fact, I bet a liberal will be offended that I used the word retarded like this, yet they are for the murder of unborn babies!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

politically retarded

Born idiots who term people with a brain as "politically correct". While they claim to be saying whatever they want to say all they actually try to do is rant and impose their ideas upon other people. They are complete liars and hypocrites and always change their story whenever their claims are proved false. Such people have an archaic mindset and are the biggest enemies of progression. Most usually a conservative.

Max: That piece of crap was hurling abuses at me and calling me politically correct. All that motherfucka kept doing was lying and imposing his opinion.

Vinny: Forget that fool, he's politically retarded.

by Exposer noman February 20, 2015

Backwoods Retard

The Lead guitarist in my old rockin band. Jacob. He lives in mississippi.

eviL, I'm gonna call you negative lead. Well I'm gonna call you Backwoods Retard.

by eviL July 10, 2004