Girlfriend

Something you will never have loser!😁

Boy1.” When will I get a girlfriend?”
Boy2.”never cuz ur are a loser”

by Urmum!😌 December 11, 2021

Girlfriend

a waste of time: a bad use of time, time spent doing useless or unnecessary things.

Wow, fuck a girlfriend. i'd rather play with some money than play with some pussy.

by LuchGooch November 26, 2020

Moral Girlfriend

A woman that is with a gay man or trans who supports him/her as if they are together but aren't actually together.

An "M.G" may show affection, travel, club, nic name, physically touch, text, bond or hold hands in public. Sexual contact isn't required in this.

This is making me uncomfortable I need my moral girlfriend (M.G) right now.

Sorry sweetie this is my moral girlfriend (M.G) I cant talk to you.

My moral girlfriend (M.G.) understands me unlike brock.

Oh this girl? Shes my moral girlfriend (M.G.) , she's there when I need her ,we thrive, but you arent a problem.

by Spiritualbarbi3 April 4, 2022

November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Nov. 15 is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day. even if she already has all of them..

girl: " it's November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day, you know what that means
boy: fine * gives girl his hoodie*

by urban.mom November 13, 2021

girlfriends

what other girls call their best friends

girl one: hey girlfriends
girl two: hey girly
girl three: what's up bitch

by daddy????? 420 December 1, 2021

lukes girlfriend

where is she?

"Where is lukes girlfriend?"
"He is a lonley waste of sperm"

by Shane63 February 22, 2023

Sloth Girlfriend

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.

She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."

by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025