spong mincer

A person showing signs of sun normal human ability and intelligence ,especially with impaired walking.

That Wayne Rooney is a great spong mincer!

by Soup Dragon November 20, 2017

pingy minge

A person who is being particularly rude or impolite and u feel as if their actions are minge like

Man that person is being a pingy minge today

by Garylover April 24, 2018

Coal miners tea party

Double dicks on dicks

She loves a good coal miners tea party.

by KY123456 March 10, 2018

Pooey minge

When a lady has had several drinks to make her almost intoxinated she heads to the toilet to have a shite. In the process of having a shite, she wipes the alternative way and in the process gives her a pooey minge.

I was out with Rhonda last night and accidentally gave myself a pooey minge in the lochside bogs

by Deedeewan November 21, 2018

meat mincer

The hot guy who loves to watch little boys do fun stuff, for example he likes to watch children masturbateeeee

"that dude is looking at my child, he must be a meat mincer."

by Meat Mincer November 27, 2018

Mucky minge

Mucky minge a hairy mucky minge

Your mums mucky minge

by Gay vape lord February 19, 2019

Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019